Miercoles

I really ein got the time to post like I want to, I barely getting the time to read. The family is keeping me quite ocupied. Man it's sumthing tuh entertain 5 cuntry people in a big city and I mean people from up country (OK Jdid and the other Bajans, fuh dis blog Barbados got a up country) man dees people killing muh wid laff about their views of any and all things modern. The grandmother is the most hallarious.... The antics, the reactions, the phrases..it's just too much...I'm trying to record them so that I can make a good blogon the visit. Until then enjoy this joke.

NEVER CHOKE IN A RESTAURANT IN THE SOUTH
Two hillbillies walk into a bar. While having a shot of whiskey, they talk about their moonshine operation.
Suddenly, a woman at a nearby table, who is eating a sandwich, begins to cough. After a minute or so, it becomes apparent that she is in real distress.
One of the hillbillies looks at her and says "Kin ya swallar?"
The woman shakes her head no.
"Kin ya breathe?" The woman begins to turn blue and shakes her head no.
The hillbilly walks over to the woman, lifts up the back of her dress,yanks down her drawers and quickly gives her right butt cheek a lick with his tongue.
The woman is so shocked that she has a violent spasm and the obstruction flies out of her mouth.
As she begins to breathe again, the hillbilly walks slowly back tothebar.
His partner says,"Ya know, I'd heerd of that there 'Hind LickManeuver', but I ain't niver seen nobody do it!"