18 April 2005

Glendairy

Good Morning Blogland !!! Hope everyone had a weekend that was warm, pleasant and enjoyable. Life here in Caracas es el mismo ole caca differente día.

Well I'm quite surprised that Jdid or any of the other Bajan bloggers din touch this subject, but since they didn't I thought that I would. The recent prision riots in Barbados. Almost 3 weeks ago, the prisioners took it upon themselves to burn the lone prision in Barbados. Glendairy prision or as we Bajans call it Her Majesty's Hotel on the hill. As the story goes, there is this one particular botty man/ faggot/homosexual/bulla that took it upon shim self to make constant sexual advances at another smaller fella. The fella din want the advances and made it known to the muguffy bulla. Well after several attempts, the smaller guy made complaints to the prision guards with no avail. In the meantime, he had some other fellas in his corner as they too, were the subject of these sexual advances. After several complaints with no satisfactory outcome, the fellas had enuff and when Mr/s Muguffy homo made another sexual attempt. The gang get together and put some licks in he tail on behalf of the small fella.

Well who tell dem do that? All bacchanal brek out, the prision guards come tuh intervene on the fellas throwing the licks. Dem get vex because the guards din intervene when the complaints were made-- in the confusion, a guard fire a shot - sumbodie in the kitchen light a match and all yuh hear is Glendairy burning. (just picture dat in pure Bajan dialect) As one columimnist put it...a fella who is a regular resident up ther, was home on vacation. When he hear the news, he run out n the road shouting.....whalooossss, duh burnin down muh house, dem wait till I ein up dey and burn down de place..dem coulda wait fuh me.....

So wid Glendairy burning, the residents ah de island get nervous cause dem ein want de criminals all bout de place, imagie if dem cun find Winston Hall (wunna doan know who he is? ask Jdid) how dem gonna find some 900+ criminals runnin bout B'dos. So de country went on a State of alert, so that the AG and the powers that be get things under control. The fire tenders come, put out de fire and put all de prisioners in the prision yard. well dat din good enuff for dem as dem get feed late, and cry human rights ect. Some prisioners, even use duh cellfones and call duh peeps on the outside and give blow by blow accounts ah wha gine on inside. so duh burn de prision again de next day.

OK, now in alla dis mess, the authorities had tuh do some thorough searches before movements can be made tuh other facilities throughout the island. Well can yuh imagine the results ah this search...well, well, well....
  • One fella had a Grantley (BDS$100.00) under the foreskin of his penis
  • Another had a penknife in his anus
  • and still more had other items in the anus

Can you imagine the ingenuinity ah prisioners? I mean who would have though tuh to fold up ah $100 or any other kind of money (coins was even found under the foreskin) and store it in yuh penis or a penknife in yuh backside ...ouch....

How these prisioners get cellphones. Out ah dis inquiry, some wardens are under suspension for supplyin the prisioners with information. They were using their cellfones tuh find out who was placed at what institution throughout the island cause they still want to maintain their drug contacts. It appears that one fella call one of his peeps and tell the outside fella tuh go and buy a fone card fuh he....

Ah mean, wha deese times coming to...The prisioners living real large doh. And outta all dis mess, the AG want tuh give the authority tuh cut off the dreads of all prisioners tuh ensure safety. Well dat open another can of worms...cause it was noted that none of the illegal objects was found in anyones dreadlocks. so if yuh wanna cut off dreads are yuh also gonna cut off de penis or close up de butthole??? I ein ask these questions...but the Bajan columunist. De next one is if de rastas in prision keepin summuch noise bout duh dreads because ah duh religious faith...den why duh in jail...cause de faith ah the rastafarian doan condone criminal behavior or activities, so yuh eun had nuh business in prision in de first place...

so yuh see all de bacchanal gine on in lil ole Barbados....Signs ah de times..........

8 comments:

Jdid said...

but how ya mean I aint talk about it. I posted the day after the fire lol

Scratchie said...

I guess the madness happens everywhere.

Anonymous said...

you can't even read your gibberish. learn english.

Campfyah said...

Well good Evening to you too Mr. Annon.
Jdid...I must of miss yuh post...but it's amazing de things gine on in de rock.

Anonymous said...

I guess dem jail birds get real creative eh! BTW, the 'gibberish' is all part of Caribbean blogging Camp....so, its all good! :-) Dr. D.

Scratchie said...

Anonymous wants you to learn English Camp...maybe he/she should learn a bit of Bajan/Caribbean.
Anon, Do like what I do when I encounter the Spanish sites...smile and move on....now there's a thought for you...hmmmm?

Mad Bull said...

Mr. Anon, kiss our A$$es! er, hope I didn't offend you Campfyah. If so, just delete the comment.

Tracey said...

Mr. Anon need a kick in he baxside. I am sure he can undastan dat...blastid eeidot..