¿que pasa?

This week seems to be the week of pet peeves, so in keepin with the trend I´ll share mine of the gym and a few others. Going to the gym here is a sight in itself as I remember writing in my earlier days about the numerous fashion statements... but we won´t touch that subject again.

Peeve #1 Women who work out, build up a sweat, then go into the locker room, remove the sweaty clothes, put on the dry clothes, without even a lil splash ah fresh water on the skin, put on makeup, blow dry the hair, naah wash it just blow dry the sweat out and go long bout duh business. and these ein wimmen who gine back home, dem dress tuh death gine work or some other place. How nasty can you be. I mean after an hour of intense aerobics, spinning or tae-boxing, you mean dat yuh doan smell yuhself and de funk coming offa yuh? Of course yuh cud see and feel de sweat, but you gonna change clothes and fuget de water and soap dat right dey infront ah yuh face and fuh free.

Peeve#2 Yuh come tuh get to the gym late, class already start. It´s one ah de most popular classes, so de room pack out. But yuh wanna come and push yuh way to a lil piece ah spot in de front so you cud get all de mirror space. Den yuh wanna get vex, cause de body dat come early and secure they space doan feel tuh move fuh yuh so called diva behind.

Peeve#3 Yuh think yuh too important to turn off or vibrate yuh cell phone, so it ringing all through class, and you stopping in de middle ah class tuh ansa de fone and den have a conversation. So picture, de person..trying tuh do weights, which usually includes some kinda movement wid de fone stick on tuh duh ear. and added tuh Jdid post....yuh talking loud, like sumbodie interested in yuh conversation.

On another subject¨¨ health and hygeine. Was watching Extreme Makeover show the other night. Yes, I do watch that show and actually like tuh see de changes...but Dr. D. tell muh something...wha is Divinci veeneres cause dat is a popular procedure on the teeth. Anyhow, so yes, I like the show. I think that maybe in a few yrs, ah might get a nip, cut or tuck here or there. Doan tell me dat you neva think bout such things, cause I know once yuh start gine ova 35yrs all dem things dat did nice, tight, and perky start tuh go downhill, saggy and stretchy and if yuh din a exercise person, it might happen before yuh go ova 35...anyhow I digress...

So they was this fella that the EM team did hooking up. Dude did look like geek of all geeks. so dem work pun muh man, help he gain some weight..some muscles hey and dey, fix up he ears, he nose...clean up he skin wid some laser treatment and thing so...no problem. But now comes the part fuh dem tuh fix up he mouth and when dude open he mouth, you woulda haffa pass out. Nuttin but bare rotten teet in dey.. De doctor, being the professional as he was, got tuh asking questions bout he dental hygeine. Dude tell Dr. dat he drinks about ah half case ah soda a day. Dr ask and how often does he brush...now get this...dude tell Dr. dat he brushes bout once a week if he remembers. You cud imagine such mess....how can you as an adult, brush your teeth about one a week and dah is onlee if yuh remember...whaloossss.....wha I won´t want tuh be talking tuh he.. talk bout stank breath....my, my, my...well Dr. fix he up wid some extractions, fillings and top he off wid something like 14 procelain divinci veeners.... teet come out straight, clean and pretty

In the end dude come put looking like he walk off the pages of GQ magazine, but lordee, yuh think he mouth did still smelling and wha he gine do wid dem veeners.....